Dan Deacon not impressed by your light-up pacifier? Not bringin’ the rave at Girl Talk shows? Is the rest of your body too ugly to be lit up prominently? Never fear! Stick your fingers into these vibrant, effusive beacons of glory. Party Rats are tiny, rat-shaped lights that attach to your fingers.
At $6, you can affordably stab someone in the eye with your electro fingers, flip a neon yellow bird to the man, or colorfully ask someone to marry you.
Other good uses:
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